Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.