Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP