Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!