What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!