What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!