Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.