Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.