Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.