How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.