Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt