Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol