Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.