Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.