Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.