What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.