What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.