What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.