Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.