Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.