What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Annette !

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Carbon dating.

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It was stuck to the chicken.

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Fruit of the tomb

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X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."