What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

per

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.