What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him