What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls