What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Stu Jokes More Stu Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu