Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.