A: Because she didn't want to go.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
A: They make good paddles.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
A paracetamole!
A stand up driver.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
A: She wanted to rock and roll
A. Bingo!
Because they're campers.