Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!