Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..