Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!