Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.