What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."