How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.