What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage