What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!