Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.