Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.