Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.