Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample