Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.