Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.