Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."