Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample