How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.