How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment