Corny Joke Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.