Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Tooth hurty
Around Ten-ish.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
Dinner for 4.
He got lost in the maize.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Mountin' time
When they get to third base they think they've scored
With an ithberg
