What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.