What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.