Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo