Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...