Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Time to try the udder one."

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Lack toes and tall or rent