Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.