What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.