Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Pork and beans

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Pork! Pork! Pork!

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A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Roast Beef Jokes More Roast Beef Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy