Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Anyone can mash potatoes!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Anyone can mash potatoes
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Let me hear something different.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
A cluster cluck.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
grave-y gravy
Roasting a chicken.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
A balloon animal!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
A face palm.
