Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Anyone can mash potatoes!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Anyone can mash potatoes
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Pork and beans
Pork! Pork! Pork!
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
To screw in the lightbulb.
It had beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
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You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.
Pizza Haunt!
One of his fingers is clean
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
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