What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup