Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.