Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.