Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.