What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk