What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!