Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets