Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.