If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because then he would've said "I is who I is"
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
A cruise
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Dootsie rolls.
Because they don't like Turkey
attaturk.
They want to look like their mothers.
ssh bby is ok
They act too paowerful
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
