What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".