Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.