Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!