Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.