What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.