How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!