How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."