How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!