Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

N1 Jokes More N1 Jokes

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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.