Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."