What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.