What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.