Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy