Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent