What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!