What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa stops at three Hos.

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Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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He felt his presents.

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LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Our miscarriage.

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Ow, mitosis!

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She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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A merry Christmas to ewe