What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!