Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
It's a never ending story.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Homo-cide
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.
Kick his sister in the jaw.